thanks tumblr for never showing up a notification on my inbox until i decided to click on it today with anonymous messages that i could’ve read ages ago. 

jesus christ.

Anonymous:
are you in college?

error4583324:

i am in pain

exac:

reading headlines in 2015: shit the onion tricked me again
reading headlines in 2016: please be the onion

Anonymous:
Where'd you come up with your url?

7eggs:

1000nipples:

7eggs:

27teacups:

7eggs:

27teacups:

7eggs:

there were seven eggs left

same

you must have a lot of tea cups

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yes

i am very proud of your collection

hey guys

dude fholy shit

kldzbop:

kldzbop:

somebody give me a pep talk

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inspirational

it’s so lovely seeing all the accepted students for calarts fall 2016! i hope to get to meet some of you talented folks soon :D

I wrote some zombie apocalypse style music after being inspired by Kabaneri of the Iron Fortress! Man this anime has got me screaming at my laptop with every episode. Please listen with headphones for best quality~ Thank you!

1128nesecret:

stubbadubb:

socialistexan:

Possible 19% swing in Hillary Clinton’s favor happened in Chicago that may have not only lost Chicago, but the entire state of Illinois for Bernie Sanders after it was discovered that State Board of Elections Auditors were witnessed changing votes to match reported Primary night totals.

Starts around the 24 minute mark: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSNTauWPkTc&feature=youtu.be&t=24m37s

Nevada, New York, and now Illinois, state after state is running into potential tampering in Clinton’s favor.

I highly encourage everyone to share this. Not just on Tumblr, but also on Twitter and Facebook if you use them. This miscarriage of democracy needs to be publicized to the fullest extent. It’s unlikely that the Clinton-favoring media will cover this story, so convince the writers of media-critical programs like The Daily Show, The Nightly Show, and/or Last Week Tonight to do a segment covering these incidents.

@karl-marx-420

egberts:

driving is so dangerous ur literally controlling a giant metal contraption with a circle and some foot buttons

bohaemia:

queerly beloved, we are gathered here to gay

mrpibb:

The Election of the Century

inevershoutsirens:

closecaptionvevo:

thatsthat24:

Left in Danger! 💥

THOMAS I’ll save you!

PRINCESS Hurry!

THOMAS Just a little further! (suddenly calmer) There. Saved it.

PRINCESS We could’ve lost that project.

THOMAS I totally forgot to press that.

The realest thing i’ve seen all day